The Best One Yet

🧹 “Don’t make the bed” — Airbnb’s chore ban. Zuck’s California empire. Skullcandy’s fighter brand. +Baby-Free airline

🎷 “Sax Sells” — Saxophone’s viral comeback. RAV4’s goldilocks problem. Anthropic’s SpaceX rental. +Caliquila

“Deceptively Good Marketing” — A24’s Elizabeth Holmes hit. Hermes emerging suburbs. Supplement acid strips. + Failure Day

🥐 “WTFrance?” — France’s economic ills. Mark Wahlberg's longevity gym. Elon’s stock giveaway. +NBA billboarding

🪽 “The Spacester” — Tesla’s flying car. Reese Witherspoon’s boomerang. AI’s hot standup comics. +KFC breakup

🥗 “Sultans of Salad” — Sweetgreen Co-Founders Jonathan Neman & Nicolas Jammet

☘️ “LIVE from Boston” — Ben Affleck’s AI genius. Bananas inflation-omics. Uber’s data center piggybacking. +Top-smelling cities

🏡 “iHome” — Apple’s living room strategy. Bumble’s Kate Hudson moment. AI’s casino stocks. +Zuck’s Guiness

🎀 “Doll Bills, Y’all” — American Girl Doll’s 40th. Nobel’s economic therapy. Dutch Bros’ walk-thru. +Self-Driving Zambonis

🌯♨️ “Pumpkin Spice Taco” — Starbucks’ Chipotle acquisition. SpaceX’s cellular biz. Airbnb killed MidCenturyMod. +NFL Math Whiz

Starbucks is reportedly exploring an acquisition of Chipotle, a potential merger that would create a massive $145 billion restaurant chain, though investors remain skeptical due to a lack of clear operational synergies. Meanwhile, SpaceX has secured $8 billion in wireless spectrum, signaling a move to challenge major t...

🫟 “Slug life” — Vaseline’s creator hack. Agentic shopping bubble. Official hotel cars. +LIVE from NY AdWeek

🫵 “Re-Poked” — Facebook’s movie sequel. Crocs’ jibbitz bars. SpaceX’s debt doozy

🐟 “Tuna Tuesday” — Sushi Carving surge. Sam Altman’s AI movie. Red-Dye Diesel’s drama. +Warren Buffett YouTube

💀 “Scary Good” — Halloween’s Skelly economy. Detroit’s minivan miss. Ramp’s money musical. +Celeb Beauty Bubble

🥹 “Adorrrrrable” — AI agent’s cute-washing. Arcteryx vs. Patagonia. Skydance’s megastudio. +Publicly traded poetry

⛹️‍♀️ “Pink Tax Break” — Nike’s Caitlin Clark shoes. Chasin’ Texas record. AI Panic-Maxxing. +Hire-a-Hawk

🏝️ “Bread, shelter, caribbean” — Carnival’s sacrosanct cruises. Google’s space data center. Carnegie Mellon Miami’s $3B. +No-Phone-Zones

⛷️ “Wipeout” — Vail’s ski recession. Anthropic’s IPO leak. Man City’s soccer sham. +Probiotic Undies

🍔 "Ball Pit Bailout" — McDonald’s PlayPlace plan. The Pitt’s Figs fashion. Nvidia’s Jurassic Park AI. +Handwritten Resumes

🩻 “Hospitality Healthcare” — Neko’s viral bodyscanner. Zuck’s AI tax. Le Labo’s city scents. +French Butter Smuggle