The Best One Yet

🎾 “Shhhhhh” — US Open’s Influencer issue. Open Rogue AI. Hershey’s S’Mores bet. +Burning (Old) Man

🏀 “Flagrant” — LA Clippers financial foul. Uber vs Cybercab. Goodles’ $100M mac-&-cheese. +State Fair PE

📚 “Vandanova” — 2 winning colleges. Bond Market’s unsubscribe. Baseball’s craziest hire. +Non-Alc Lawsuit

Global bond markets are signaling a potential debt spiral as investors sell government bonds in response to record-high debt levels and persistent inflation, forcing a necessary reevaluation of fiscal policy. Simultaneously, the higher education sector is undergoing a K-shaped divergence; while institutions like Vander...

🍹 “Spritz School” — Aperol’s secret academy. Meta’s Ray Ban ban. James Patterson’s MrBeast book. +$500 AI toothbrush

📖 “iFold” — Apple CEO’s 1st day. Gap’s 1994 strategy. BYD’s Carmageddon. +Baldness Stocks

Apple enters a new era as John Ternus succeeds Tim Cook, facing the immediate challenge of launching a foldable iPhone while navigating the complexities of AI-integrated hardware and privacy concerns. Meanwhile, The Gap is leveraging nostalgia by anchoring its brand strategy to 1994, successfully reviving its beauty li...

👑 “It’s a G thang” — Gucci’s fake myth. The Big Mac Index’s winner. Grand Theft Auto’s super-trailer. +Influencer University

🦅 “Fed Prez” — REPLAY: Interview with Federal Reserve President Austan Goolsbee on Money, Inflation, & When You Can Buy a House

👾 “Reddit vs AI” — REPLAY: Our Interview with Reddit CEO Steve Huffman

⚾ "Burn the Boring" — REPLAY: Savannah Bananas Co-Founders Jesse & Emily Cole

💪HOTLINE: The Best Comebacks Yet

💰 What Rihanna taught us about saving money: The 60-20-Double-10 Rule

💍 What Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce taught us about Prenups

📈 What Shaq taught us about Investing: Buy What You Know

🏠 What Beyoncé & Jay Z taught us about a Mortgage

🧳 “Purse-mobile” — Louis Vuitton’s Porsche. Chip-flation FOMO. Golden intern summer. +Profitable Time Off

👄 “Call Her Rich” — Alex Cooper’s $500M pod. Paramount’s Late Fees. Candy Crush’s infinite game. +LA Lakers Midlife Crisis

🧢 “Bronx Buyout” — The Yankees’ PE sale. Domino’s pizza messiah. Spotify’s AI ad-skipper. +Harry Potter WiFi

👟 “Post-Sneaker” — Pharrell’s Adidas miss. The Paze $$$ Craze. Zuck’s AI MANIfesto. +Avo Sex Change

🛒 “UberCartDashBnB” — Airbnb’s new bets. Boxed Wine’s boom. Robinhood’s seed farmer. +LinkedIn Snitches

🌶️ “Sloppy Nachos” — Chili’s AI rejection. Tubi’s Adam Sandler strategy. Zoox’s Amazon ATH. +Sam’s Influencer Camp