ROLLUP: War Returns, Markets Shrug | Saylor Sells | Robinhood Memecoins | Ethereum 3.0?

Ethereum celebrates its 11th anniversary as the network shifts toward a new roadmap, the "Straw Map," which prioritizes fast finality, increased blob capacity, and formal verification to move toward a more consolidated client structure. Geopolitical tensions between the United States and Iran have escalated, yet financial markets remain largely unfazed, showing minimal impact on oil prices. Meanwhile, MicroStrategy’s Michael Saylor has begun selling Bitcoin to cover preferred share dividends, a move the market is absorbing with unexpected resilience. The newly launched Robinhood Chain has seen rapid adoption, driven largely by memecoin activity and DeFi protocols like Uniswap and Morpho. Amid these developments, investors are rebalancing portfolios toward application-focused assets and frontier technologies, reflecting a broader shift away from crypto-only investment strategies as the industry matures toward more specialized, high-performance financial infrastructure.