Do you collapse in a puddle of jizz when mitosis is discussed, or shudder with pleasure when Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Lost is debated? Professional game master and philomath Jeffrey Allen Hayes is baffled by his knowledge-based public ejaculation problem, as is the staff at his college's student health center. The doctor can only prescribe an individualized educational program and assign a special needs caregiver - till an offhand comment from Jeffrey's college roommate delivers the diagnosis he truly needs to hear. #Sproing #FreePass

Song: 'Freedom Within' (Michael Martinez)

About the Storyteller:

Jeffrey Allen Hayes has won the audience-awarded Best of Bawdy title multiple times. He holds an MA in Drama Therapy and works as a professional game master, facilitating games like dungeons and dragons with a focus on emotional growth and healing.

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With Guest Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour

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Episode 253: 'Special Needs Scholar' (Jeffrey Allen Hayes)

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Episode 253: 'Special Needs Scholar' (Jeffrey Allen Hayes)