Does it turn you on when your Dom ignores you and watches South Park while you're choking on their massive meatstick? Non-binary writer & comedian Matthew Beld matches with bootycall-to-be JDaddy on 3 different Hookup sites in the same day, and Matthew's attempts at radical honesty help them communicate clearly - and get exactly what they want. Plus Dixie gets a message: her secret storytelling methods helped a Bawdy Superfan not just get a great new job, but played a big part in keeping Barbie's Trans / Non-binary family safe from impending Anti-Trans legislation in the South. Never forget: Telling your story can change your life!

Song: 'Downtown' (Peaches)

Queer | Firsts l LGBTQIA+ l Trifecta l OKCupid | Adam4Adam | Grindr | Hung l Public Sex | Bottom l BDSM l Spanking l Pawn Stars l Degradation l Ignored l Online Dating | Radical Honesty | Sexual Conversation l Booty Call l Trysexual l Jockstrap l Military l Uniform l Humiliation l Outdoors l Ambien l Pain l Restriction l Dom l Handcuffs l Boy l Wikipedia l Blowjob l South Park l Poppers l Chain l Cuddling l Open Communication l No Judgment l Tied Up l

About our Storyteller:

Matthew Beld is a non-binary writer and comedian living in San Francisco, CA. They have performed at shows around the Bay Area including Bawdy Storytelling, KQED StoryCorps, Submission Comedy, and About Last Night. They write and teach with sketch comedy troupe Killing My Lobster and co-host the Strut Queer Open Mic in the Castro. You can find their writing about transgender livin' on the Broke-Ass Stuart website.

https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/03/13/transgender-crying-san-francisco/

https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/05/01/transamerica-pyramid-restoration-transgender/

https://brokeassstuart.com/2023/04/10/fertility-san-francisco-spring/

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Wanna go to Camp? I'll be in Portland this week to teach Brand Storytelling for Sex Educators at Sex Geek Summer Camp from June 16th - 21st (there's still time to sign up!).

Here's the link to Sex Geek Summer Camp, with all the info:

https://courses.reidaboutsex.com/I-want-sex-geek-summer-camp-info

I'm hoping to have a gathering on June 15th in Portland. If you're interested in a Portland meet-up, message me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and I'll let you know the plan. My last couple of PDX meetups were such fun gatherings because I love to meet the people who listen to the podcast!

Are you a fan of Bawdy Storytelling's podcast and live shows? Please consider a donation of any amount to help us keep bringing these stories to your ears. Your donation (of any size) can help keep us going; other live events and venues are dropping like flies around us, but your generosity will help Dixie continue this important work.

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Every single dollar helps right now - and THANK YOU!

What's the Best way to support Bawdy? It's Patreon. As a Bawdy Patreon member, your membership ensures that Bawdy can continue. Join Bawdy's Patreon now and you'll get exclusive Patreon-only content, and my eternal gratitude. Become a Member now at

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My forthcoming Substack 'The Dixie Ramble' is at

https://substack.com/profile/22550258-dixie-de-la-tour #Subscribe

What is Substack?

Substack is an email newsletter platform (made up of text, audio, video, etc) known for its hands off approach to censorship. While there are still some publishing guidelines (no porn, hate speech or harassment, for example), the platform's lack of gatekeeping has attracted both ground-breaking journalists and some seriously controversial writers". https://blog.hootsuite.com/what-is-substack/

(My Substack launch has been delayed by my life's latest calamity, but it'll start soon)

Want to enroll for my next storytelling workshop?

I'm working on a hybrid workshop (in-person AND online), so get on our email list to find out when registration opens at a:

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Want to work-on-one with me? I'm currently helping people to documentaries, personal stories for the stage, book outlines, and even personal branding to help you live the live that you dream of. I can help you tell a compelling, relatable story, help you communicate with clarity, land your dream job, discover your own story (many people say it's better than therapy)… Whether it's getting onstage, writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or learning brand storytelling for your business, I've got this, and can help you. Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let's make it happen.

Bawdy Got Me Laid perfume, Bawdy Butter & more: Dixie has created her own fragrance: You'll love #BawdyGotMeLaid perfume, scented with golden honey, amber, ylang ylang, and warm vanilla. There's also our (scented or unscented) creamy Bawdy Butter, Hair & Bawdy Oil, & more. Bawdy Got Me Laid Merchandise means you can deliver your own great smelling Motorboats while supporting Dixie and Bawdy. Get yours today at https://bawdystorytelling.com/merchandise

Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it's a place to discuss the podcast's stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you're IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie's VA is Roillan James

Additional support from Donal Mooney, Ty McKenzie & Crystal Crowe

Bawdy's Creator & Podcast Host is Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

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Episode 270: 'Quarterly Report' (Matthew Beld)

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Episode 270: 'Quarterly Report' (Matthew Beld)