The lads are back from a brief, rejuvenating hiatus—and as annoyed and hateful as ever! It’s July 4th and your favorite seditionists are celebrating from secret locations in NYC, Washington, D.C., and Massachusetts... (Pfff…bunch of stupid coastal elites….)

* An important hot dog study

* A woman tells Moynihan about her imprisoned husband

* January 6 committee revelations and skepticism

* How many AR-15s were there on the mall?

* Dumb enough to believe conspiracy theories, just smart enough to not to get shot

* An apocalyptic troll throws darts, always land on the wrong side of history

* A listener’s mom, who is mad at us for swearing (sorry!), writes a great response to a job-related DEI question. Our responses aren’t as great

* That Beavis and Butthead clip. And that Culture Club clip.

* Some tales from Kmele’s youth

* More really bad parenting tips from The Fifth

* Moynihan’s a genius. How do we know this? A lady from Massachusetts said so

* Is the internet the greatest invention of all time? Or the most destructive?

* Kmele is coming around to Jonathan Haidt’s position

* Rand Paul’s Drag Race and more Kmele perorations on R. Kelly

* Did a Fifth listener kill a guy? Maybe. Probably.

* And so much more!

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Members Only #124 - Hot Dogs, Street Songs, Ron Paul's Drag Race

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Members Only #124 - Hot Dogs, Street Songs, Ron Paul's Drag Race