* Misgendering Fox News

* Wait, Michael was at a dinner?

* Kmele tries to pronounce Normally

* “Clearly we don’t fucking prepare”

* “The last time I was with you guys, we were in a much smaller, darker room and I got very drunk”

* Trump brings the hostages back …

* … then emcees a roast

* Somebody tell Bill Kristol!

* A little bit psycho vs. the UN bitching at the Jews

* 9/11 is a joke?

* Little Marco’s big moment

* Kash Patel’s shirt-coin

* Trump = 1998 Democrat?

* Never go full Bulworth

* Debate prep for menstrual insults

* MKH’s trashy tastes

* The White House Octagon

* Texting Comacho

* 2025 Democrats: still woke!

* Kushner props

* D’Angelo, RIP

* Yeah, that was a blowjob

* Being on Melania’s list

* Who succeeds Trump?

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