Meta’s new AI Ray-Ban Display & Mark Zuckerberg give us a glimpse of what an augmented-reality future might look like & they’re here VERY soon.

Zuck’s new $800 AR glasses will be here in two weeks for $800 but he also showed off Hyperscape, a new gaussian-splat style virtual environment. They also struggled to demo some of the new tech but, hey, live demos… we’ve all been there, right?

Plus, OpenAI brings GPT-5 to Codex, wins yet another programming competition & might be bringing *spicy* talk to ChatGPT. New tech from Reve, Marble World Labs, Wuji’s robot hand and, yes, we made a dumb Italian Brainrot website.

ITS ALL JUST FODDER FOR THE SIMULATION. WE STILL HEART Y’ALL.