Joe Biden will attempt to stay upright and not die while delivering his State of the Union address tonight, apparently scientists are anticipating that the upcoming eclipse will make animals super horny, San Francisco is completely reversing course on its (complete lack of) drug laws, and the Biden administration is trafficking illegal immigrants throughout the country.

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