Louisiana has for some reason mandated that the Ten Commandments be displayed in all public schools in the state, the new Star Wars show is unbearably woke (and, unsurprisingly, terrible), Israel is going to invade Lebanon, Russia’s latest submarine mishap proves that it is in now way a threat to the United States, and Oakland mayor Sheng Thao has her house raided by the FBI.

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