FEMA doesn't have money for Hurricane Helene victims but plenty of money for illegal immigrants, Doug Emhoff has been accused of hitting a girlfriend in 2012, it's insanely easy to become a "legal migrant" by using the CBP app mentioned during the Vice Presidential debate, a Seattle judge released a man who was caught on video killing someone, and Israel was spying on Boris Johnson while he pooped.

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