What literally every K-pop song sounds like | Charlene Kaye

The podcast presents a comedic take on how to become a K-pop superstar. It satirizes the common tropes and expectations of K-pop music, breaking down the supposed steps to stardom for both girl and boy groups. For girl groups, the performance involves talking with vocal fry, walking, driving, and suggestive actions, followed by rapping like a "sexy baby" and singing about fruit instead of sex due to Korea's Christian values. Boy groups are portrayed as "23 ripped twinks" whispering sexy nursery rhymes. Both groups engage in an "Obligatory Reggaeton Section" (OBR) where they alternate between singing about being extremely cold or hot, culminating in a dubstep dance break and an uplifting finale.