A Perfectly Average Anomaly

In this episode of Search Engine, PJ Vogt investigates a peculiar phenomenon reported by multiple listeners: being repeatedly flagged by TSA body scanners in the groin area. Despite the listeners' claims of having average-sized genitals and no unusual body modifications, they consistently trigger false alarms. Vogt consults with Doug McMakin, an engineer who helped develop millimeter wave technology, and explores various theories, including the "big dong" theory, corner traps, clothing, and sweat. Through experiments involving soaking his crotch with water and having a colleague test "swamp crotch," Vogt discovers that moisture can indeed trigger the scanners. However, when listeners attempt to keep their groin areas dry, the results are mixed, leaving the mystery of the TSA Average Dong Anomaly unsolved. The episode concludes with a call for further investigation and a mention of career advice for aspiring journalists.