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Recently, in a group chat with friends, someone posted this Lesswrong post and quoted:

The group consensus on somebody's attractiveness accounted for roughly 60% of the variance in people's perceptions of the person's relative attractiveness.

I answered that, embarrassingly, even after reading Spencer Greenberg's tweets for years, I don't actually know what it means when one says:

<span>_X_</span> explains <span>_p_</span> of the variance in <span>_Y_</span>.[1]

What followed was a vigorous discussion about the correct definition, and several links to external sources like Wikipedia. Sadly, it seems to me that all online explanations (e.g. on Wikipedia here and here), while precise, seem philosophically wrong since they confuse the platonic concept of explained variance with the variance explained by [...]