New Sode; .Ok so picture this; I am at a sleepover. Cucumbers on eyes. Politically incorrect Avocado mask to the face. Reading the Bitcoin whitepaper alongside the female clown that I invited to Suite at the 4 Seasons from stepchild’s birthday party. We smoked a bedazzled joint and stacked Sats. It was To the backdrop of Chopin in E minor. It's a good day to be alive when you’re buying Bitcoins smoking with a clown who also voted Trump. We then ordered room service and danced to Taylor Swift Speak Now. And though it is a different album, it should be noted that We are never ever ever ever ever buying NFTs

In the morning I went to the Salon downstairs to contemplate my vapid existence and a pedicure. . I chose the toe polish color I trampled my husband with my Maserati Sha 256. A silvery fiat color. So I can give my lover, my driver, an elegant footjob under the table at Raos. Suddenly I felt better or maybe it was the quaalude.

In 90s chanel,in a quaalude haze in the massage chair turned on high and and sats settled into wallet, I turned to the clown and asked if she would accept Bitcoin as payment.

Cash only she said

; Dont’ you want money that cant be tampered with thats portable and fungible and liquid gold? No said the Clown. Give me the Cash.

Alas, if clowns and pot dealers are no longer taking BTC what’s a wannabe cracked out social climbing alcoholic manic bipolar shoplifting porn/birkin addicted gal to do?

Sigh, I took out a crumpled hundred that I had taped with blue glitter and paid.

I trudged to the Lexus and met step daughter at music class. Insert the tambourine. Insert Raffi. If the clown cannot understand the future of Ai infused quantum sound money then who’s the clown now?

I digress.

My guest today is Russian Ukrainian Californian Jewish Royalty Tatiana Koffman

author of the book the Myth of Money. I didnt read it; but I bought it for the aesthetic.

Tatiana has an envious career histoire and currently is a partner at MoonWalker Capital. She is Bitcoin only and everything else is complete Poubelle, that’s french for garbage. I thought Moonwalker meant she jad walked on the moon and had alien diet secrets;No. But. She is relatable due to her witnessing of the collapse of the Soviet Union, her friendship with Richard Branson and her time spent with Billionaire crypto bros in Dubai. I just knew we would be dear friends. Tatiana and I met on a chair lift in Gstaad and we orange pilled each other and the rest is histoire.

"Had I read Tatiana’s book , I would imagine it is one of resilience, strength, and hope."

But luckily I know she’s a great story teller and you will too. In fact her story is filled with just enough glitz- glamour- spirituality- fraud- crypto celebrity and quantitative easy easing that would make any kind yet vapid party girl almost pick up a book. I am indeed her new stalker. XOXO GlitterLedger.

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Tatiana Koffman on her new book the Myth of Money

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