This week, we discuss the ever expanding CNCF Landscape, bundling and unbundling, and the latest cloud earnings. Plus, some thoughts on soap dispensers in Europe vs. U.S.

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Runner-up Titles

Are we streaming.
I have the whole earth to roam, so I’m not going to get space madness.
If you watch it long enough every movie represents all of life.
The sound track to walking the dog.
At least it’s open source.
The Magic Quadrant of Fashion.
I guess everyone’s cool?
What pair of pants do I need?
The AirPods Pro pocket.
Go down the metaphor hole.
I was eating steak, and now I’m eating OpenTofu.
Not good, but good enough.
The Metaphor Hole

Rundown

CNCF Landscape
Bundling, Unbundling and Ensh*tification (Cloudcast Pod)
Earnings
- Meta Beats Sales Forecast Estimates; Announces First Dividend
- Amazon Projects Profit Topping Estimates on Further Cost Cutting
- Clouded Judgement 2.2.24 - Cloud Giants Report Q4 '23
- Alphabet: Cloud Rebounds
- Platformonomics - Follow the CAPEX: Cloud Table Stakes 2023 Retrospective

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The Vision Pro
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Nonsense

Listener Feedback

Brian recommends Subprime Attention Crisis
Andrew recommends the Amazon.com: Sink Soap Dispenser

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