This monologue podcast is a comprehensive review of Artisan mousepads, categorized by speed and control. The speaker, a long-time user, details the features of each pad (Zero, Type 99, Raiden, Heian, Otsu, Key83, and Shidenkai V2), comparing their friction, texture, and suitability for different FPS games (e.g., Valorant, Apex Legends, Counter-Strike). He highlights the importance of friction balance (static vs. dynamic) and its impact on aiming styles, recommending the Artisan Zero as a versatile option and the Key83 for its consistent performance across all directions. The speaker concludes by discussing the price point and offering alternative, cheaper options.