New 'Sode of GlitterLedger with Steven Eisman

Alexis: Is there anything that you find appealing?

Steven: About crypto?

Alexis: Yeah

Steven: Nothing

Alexis Zero

Steven: Zero

Alexis: Even the art?

Steven: Nothing :D

Fresh off of Eth Aspy and still High off of the altitude, and my own grandiose delusions, I have time to reflect on the groundbreaking takeaways of said conference. I have none. Well except to sell my SOL gains for Loubs and mix Lithium and Glitter in a blender From Duane Reade.

My conference was spent on a quest for the next billionaire knee deep in an algorithmic pegged to the yen Ponzi scheme based in a tax haven country with decent restaurants.

I am the most shameless fame seeker of my generation and would eat glass for the chance be instagrammed with a Household name, whether you created Optimism or Waitressed on Vanderpump Rules, or shorted sub prime mortgages; As long as you can fund the lifestyle to which I am accustomed I will love you endlessly.

Which brings me to my guest Steven Eisman, an unsung Hero of our time, best known for Steve Carell’s portrayal of him in The Big Short. The creation of Bitcoin is owed to the genius of Steven Eisman. Had he not predicted the mortgage collapse spurring the Financial crisis, nothing would have incentivized Craig Wright to write a White paper.

Steven and I first met on the set of the Big Short many years ago when I auditioned to play the role that ultimately went to Ryan Gosling. But I stayed on to help with Craft Services and organized the first cast after party at a college bar in New Orleans.

Steven has had a fascinating existence and has had a tremendously successful career. His claim to fame beyond his full head of hair is for shorting collateralized debt obligations, and I'm working on a rap song to further educate. Cardi B you know where I'm at

Steven drops some advice on my crypto burgeoning hedgefund called Veni Vidi Vici Off Chain and I’m raising at a 10 billion dollar valuation FDV TVL LTP Safe 1:1 with a soft soft bank commitment. It’s a long, short very biased Staked Liquid ETH Strategy light on Stacks and Dogwif hats,)

And then he provides great (not) financial career advice, behind the scenes E True Hollywood takes on the film, and industries outside of digital assets that one could pay attention to if one can drag oneself away from DeFi meme pools.

Steven’s pedigree is a Jewish Girl’s Hinge dream what with his Harvard degree coupled with his employment as MD PM for Neuberger Berman’s Private Asset Management Divisj.

Beyond blockchain’s goal of creating an underpinning of a new financial infrastructure, it is that girls in crypto end up a with a man like this. There is an ordinal written in the Genesis Block after the Brink of Collapse that spells this out. Steven’s other wisdom besides “ Incentives trump ethics every time, ” is that he does not own any crypto but he has also been wrong. He has also been very right. #GlitterLedger

Subprime Mortgages and Sublime Digital Assets with Steven Eisman

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