This week, we discuss Microsoft and Google Cloud earnings, the future of passwords, the validity of DORA Metrics, and share some thoughts on esoteric Excel bug fixes.

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Runner-up Titles

Spicy takes and f-bombs
Not pants
Real scientists don’t use Excel
We fixed it
Private equity is coming for you
Jerks on the phone… go!
They’re going to steal our eyes and thumbs

Rundown

Microsoft fixes the Excel feature that was wrecking scientific data
Control data conversions in Excel for Windows and Mac
Cloud News and Earnings
- Clouded Judgement 10.20.23
- Microsoft blows past earnings estimates as cloud growth comes in hot
- Microsoft has over a million paying Git H ub Copilot users: CEO Nadella
- Jamin Ball on LinkedIn: On the Microsoft earnings call
- Google-parent Alphabet's cloud division misses revenue estimates, as Microsoft’s cloud booms
- How AI-driven software creation tools speed up your development
- Amazon launches European 'sovereign' cloud as EU data debate rages
Passwords
Apple may be planning a surprise October iMac announcement
Despite the Hype, Engineers Not Impressed with DORA Metrics
Amazon Could Reportedly Sign Billion Dollar Microsoft 365 Deal

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